After many years of having you dump your potential troublemakers and revolutionaries on the US, so that your corrupt oligarchy can continue lording it over a society stuck somewhere between socialism and feudalism, we have had enough.
We are going to take the following actions:
1) We are going to get serious about border security.
2) We are going to round up all illegals and send them back to Mexico. If you think this isn't practical - you might remember that this was in fact done once before during the Eisenhower administration.
But to show that there's no hard feelings, every illegal upon exit will be given several weeks rations in the form of surplus Army MREs - and an AK-47 rifle with a thousand rounds of ammunition.
Have a nice day!
Stephen W. Browne